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Nude Camel Toe Condi Rice Says Race is Still An Issue

Now without a doubt some of you are saying to yourselves right now, What the  (. fill in the blank.) ? Yeeeeeeaaahhhhh  (like Lil Jon) we got it cookin up in heah on a tuesday.  we have to wrap the year up with some trash, so why not start out with some nice photoshopping.  we are big fans of the Sec of State. So Today We’re presenting her view in a Compromising Position. only twist is of course, We’re Adding Our Own Pix.

but to us the best comes last – Babsy Grange  – Jamaicas’ Information Chief was Spoofed by some MSN Crooks. She Was Stupid enough to SEND THEM HER ACCOUNT INFO. DUHHHHHHHHH..

Enjoy a Lil Hot Rice on a Tuesday,,

By POD313

URL: Rice Says Race is Still An Issue

Barack Obama’s election was a key moment in history, but we’re kidding ourselves if we think America is now blind to race, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said in a CBS “Sunday Morning†interview.

AIDS TEST FOR BACK ROAD HOOKERS

JA Star

Prostitutes along Port-more’s unofficial red-light district, the popular Port Henderson Road also known as Back road, will be tested for HIV/Aids and other sexually transmitted infections, THE PORTMORE STAR has learnt.

Portmore mayor Keith Hinds said he will be teaming up with the police and representatives from the Ministry of Health to visit the ‘district’ and conduct the tests sometime in the future.

Mayor Hinds said that he is concerned about the prevalence of female prostitutes in the area. “While I want Port Henderson Road to become a hip strip, I don’t like certain activities currently happening around there,” he said.

He said residents from both Portmore and the Corporate Area are at risk for HIV/AIDS because many of these ‘ladies of the night’s’ clients are from these areas.

COPS LIE IN WAIT

Meanwhile, the Portmore police said they are ready and waiting for the mayor to call them for any operation along the Back Road. “We have done a number of operations on Port Henderson Road and persons have been arrested for various offences, including operating a club contrary to their licences, and several guns have been seized and motorists charged for traffic offences,” an officer said.

CHURCH IN DEN OF SIN

(JA Star)

The Delano Avenue branch of the Church of Christ is located in what some would describe as a den of sin. The church is flanked by a motel and a strip club off Hagley Park road, St Andrew.

Although this could be a source of contention, the parties have so far managed to co-exist in somewhat of a harmonious fashion.

The church was established more than 20 years ago, but recently, these establishments have set up shop along the avenue, bringing to the area persons seeking something other than salvation.

Major problem

Peter Brown, assistant pastor of the church, told THE STAR that the church once had a major problem with the strip club as its music would often disturb services and meetings. He however admitted that this has not been the case for sometime and the owner has been considerate. He however added that there was still some discomfort.

Brown said, “We do have a problem because we don’t feel comfortable knowing that these practices are going on nearby. On one and two nights, you know the go-go club is there, so some of the girls will come outside in theirpanties and that type of behaviour, and we don’t really appreciate that. And you know people will say things like since it’s a church why is there a motel and a strip club nearby.”

He said those in the church try to spread the word to the club’s patrons and visitors. “We try to talk to dem and encourage dem to be a part of the church, but it’s not so convincing,” he said. “As far as the noise though, they realise that we don’t like it and they try not to play it so loud, especially on Sundays, Tuesdays and Thursdays when we have our services. The owner also told us that he would talk to his workers, so they wouldn’t play as loud when we have our worship.”

He said no one has been turned off from attending the church because of its location.

When THE STAR contacted the owner of the club, he said the church usually calls and complains if the music is too loud. He added however that this has not happened for a while. He said, “Mi mek sure when dem a play dem turn di music low and there are times when dem have dem service, dat mi tell dem fi turn it down or turn it off.”

He said he has even gone as far as to erect a notice in his music room, so new selectors can be made aware of the situation. As it relates to girls parading near the church, he told THE STAR that he is hardly at the establishments and has no knowledge of that. He said he offered to purchase the church and help them to relocate but the offer was not met with much agreement.

He added, “Di problem is seh di pastor live dere too. But mi all offer fi sound proof di pastor room, an mi nuh memba wha im did seh.” He told THE STAR that in the past, he has also offered to pay for the pastor and his wife to spend the night at ahotel, if they are disturbed by the music.

FAKE CASH FLOODS Kingston JA

Police in downtown, Kingston, said they are extremely concerned about the circulation of counterfeit notes in the commercial district.

Special Inspector Joseph Donaldson of the Darling Street police, said based on police intelligence it is suspected that a group of persons are responsible for an upsurge in the number of the fake notes discovered over the past three weeks.

“A man told us that another man was trying to recruit him to buy goods with some fake notes, had about 20 of them,” the Special Inspector explained to THE STAR recently.

SIMILAR CONCERN

Checks by THE STAR also found that shoppers and vendors within the area share a concern similar to that of the police.

“Yea man dem a gwaan bad inna di Christmas ya, mi haffi a keep mi eye dem open wide wide…Wa day ya dem ketch mi wid bout four different one hundred dolla,” vendor Iris Graham, 43, said.

Another vendor Lloyd Hunt said, “More time mi woulda tek all a five bills (a $500 note) and jus pocket it, mi cyaa run dem risk deh now cause a whole heap a people a get trick, when mi get dem mi look pon dem all 50 different time.”

One shopper who overheard the conversation with Hunt then added, “Afta a nuh di seller dem alone a get trick, we di buyers dem get ketch more time to..Mi know quite a few people whe get ketch..Wi haffi a get extra careful cause it look like a nuff fake money deh ya.”

As such, the police are urging persons to be on the lookout for notes bearing the serial numbers; F2752256, Fb904049 and LL049145.

The first serial number was found on fake $500 notes while the other two were seen on fake $1000 notes.

Who Is The Blackest Player In The NBA?

Defining a game style and a state of mind

by Claude Johnson, claudejohnson@blackfives.com

CONNECTICUT — This is a tough one.

And I’m not going to make it any easier by defining what “black†means.

You decide.

Is it a color?  A skill?  An attitude? A lifestyle?  A playing style?  A race?  A culture?  A music?  An ethnicity?  A dialect? A gene?  A jean?

If there is “black†then is there black, blacker, and blackest?

Is there light-black, black, and dark-black?

Is there not-so-black, black, and very black?

Does the blackest player have the blackest game?

But I want to take it further.

So, follow the logic with me for a minute.

Of course a black player can have a black game.  Allen Iverson, let’s say.  Check.

And a non-black player can have a non-black game.  Maybe Kirk Hinrich?  Check.

And a non-black player can have a black game (i.e., Jason “White Chocolate†Williams). O.K., check.

And a black player can have a non-black game (i.e., Tim “Big Fundamental†Duncan).  O.K., check.

Meanwhile a black player can be non-black (i.e., Tim Duncan).  I guess, check.

And a non-black player can be black (i.e., Jason Williams).  O.K., check.

Which logically leads me to ask, can a non-black player remain non-black but have a black game?  Can’t think of anyone today … maybe Steve Nash?  Could this have been Larry Bird?

And … can a black player remain black but have a non-black game?  Can’t think of anyone today, but could this have been someone like a Dennis Rodman?  Charles Oakley?

Which naturally leads to the question, can a non-black player be black but have a non-black game?  Can’t think of anyone today.

And … can a black player be non-black but have a black game?  Is this Barack Obama (he’s honorary N.B.A., I think, since he’s Baller In Chief)?

Are you following this?  My guess is that, yes, you are!

But that’s scary!  Because there’s a profound silliness here.

I’m inspired by Bethlehem Shoals over at the intellectually fascinating and zany basketball blog FreeDarko.com.  He spent about a week contemplating which player has the most “Jewish†game in the N.B.A.

Which, it was concluded, was different from asking, who is the most Jewish player?

The answer, of course, is Who cares?!

But they had a lot of fun with it, and Bethlehem Shoals is Jewish.  So why can’t I do the same thing and have some fun over here?

The fact is, we brought this on ourselves, by overusing and misusing the word “black.â€

I do it too.  The way it’s used in the term “Black Fives†is to designate a race, or rather, the label that people often use to describe “people of color,†or, more accurately, people of African descent.

I could have named all of this “African American Fives†or “Fives Of Color†or “Fives Of African Descent†but it wouldn’t have been the same at all.

We’re programmed and conditioned a certain way.  And while we may acknowledge that we are, it still doesn’t mean we must be slaves to that conditioning and programming.

One way to do that, is to have fun with it.

So, how do you use the word “black�

Who is the blackest player in the N.B.A. by how you see it?

Johnny chopped to death

Rasbert Turner, JA Star Writer

spanish town jm

A man who is said to be a nuisance in St Catherine was yesterday chopped to death by residents after he was allegedly caught breaking into the house of a senior citizen.

The man, known to the Old Harbour police as ‘Johnny’, was recently released from prison. He was chopped to death about 7a.m. yesterday by disgruntled residents of Rhoden Pen near Old Harbour.

The police told The Star that they have been getting complaints that Johnny has been involving himself in several criminal acts including burglary, assault and sexual offences. Several residents attested to what was reported to The Star and declared that they will have a better Christmas because Johnny only chooses to break into the houses of elderly folks and young girls whom he often times rapes.

In the meanwhile they told The Star that their only regret is that his accomplices are still on the loose.

Detectives from the St Catherine South Homicide Unit are conducting investigations to ascertain the circumstances surrounding Johnny’s death.

Boy found with possible cross dressers for court

Rasbert Turner, Star Writer  – JA Star

Spanish Town JM

A 15-year-old boy who was held yesterday at a house with four adult men will face the Children’s Court as a juvenile in need of care and protection, thepolice said.

THE STAR learnt that sometime after 11 a.m., a police party got information of the five men behaving strangely at a house in Old Harbour, St Catherine. A raid was conducted and a number of women clothings, including bikinis, wigs,stockings and pictures of men dressed as women, were seen.

The cops say that the adults could not properly explain why the juvenile was at the dwelling and they were only able to ascertain that he is from St James and is not related to the other occupants.

Inspector Lanford Salmon of the Old Harbour police said they have released three of the adults since they were taken in for questioning.

“The juvenile is being held to appear in court and in the meanwhile we are going to try and find his parents or guardian. One of the adult also remained with us, as he is facing a charge of possession of ganja,” the inspector said.

The police claim that they have been on high alert after a 12-year-old boy was abducted by men recently. He was taken to a section of Free Town, Clarendon, where he was buggered.

‘Babsy’ Grange’s MSN account Spoofed

Internet hacker(s) gained access to the MSN e-mail account (Hotmail) of  Jamaican information minister Olivia ‘Babsy’ Grange on Sunday and attempted to scam money from more than 500 contacts in the minister’s database.

While the attempt was not successful, this was the second MSN e-mail scam attempt of this kind as Newstalk 93 FM disc jockey Tony Gallimore also had a similar experience earlier this month.

Speaking with THE STAR yesterday, Grange said the hacker(s) gained access to her e-mail after she responded to a prompting she received while using her Hotmail account. “I was going through my mail on Sunday and a message popped up saying that MSN was shutting down and I needed to send in my account details to verify my account and keep it active,” the minister said. “I was locked out of my e-mail after I sent in that information.”

Minister Grange said the mail started circulating shortly afterwards as contacts from all over the world started calling her to validate the authenticity of the message.

Soft loan

An excerpt from the mail, similar to the one that was sent out after Gallimore’s e-mail was hacked, read: “How are you doing? hope all is well with you and family, I am sorry that I didn’t inform you about my travelling to England for a programme called Empowering youth to fight racism, HIV/AIDS and lack ofeducation.

“I need a favour from you a soft loan urgently with the sum of $2,500 to sort-out my hotel bills and get myself back home, let me know if you can be of help so that I can send you the details to use when sending the money through western union.”

The information minister said that one contact came close to falling for the scam. That individual called another friend to ascertain what currency the money should be sent in, as the e-mail, while stating the ‘Babsy’ was in England, did not ask for pound sterling.

Minister Grange said the matter was not reported to the police but noted that she was in dialogue with MSN.com, which promised to investigate the hacking.

Persons are being warned to exercise caution if asked for their e-mail account details (username and password) on any website while browsing the Internet. Hackers often create these prompting to obtain account details and later control the accounts, locking out the original owner.

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