I knew I was on to something when I realized water would help me lose weight. Not just any kind of water - after many experiments I have found the following types of water, although it may be hard to believe, DO NOT help you lose weight: aquariums, magic eight balls (the water is WAY too dyed), coy fish ponds, rain water, sprinklers, and even the water from those fancy see-through shoes with fish in the heel.

Although I did find why DRINKING water helps you lose weight!

In fact - I found it several times….

http://www.inch-aweigh.com/water.html - maybe water really is the best beauty treatment…

http://www.wikihow.com/Drink-More-Water-Every-Day - because “put glass up to mouth and swallow contents” isn’t clear enough. Thank god wikipedia can tell us how to drink water …

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/library/NU/00283.html - Just when I thought I was getting enough water out of the gum I chew - no wait - that’s saliva …

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ0v__z9uqI - Half dog, half bear, half something horribly cute - but even he needs drinking water - yes - this is one of those special circumstances when 3 halves make a whole…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siFZKQIqd4Y - We all need water - even the creepiest of us…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SV8q6r_2CM&feature=related - Just don’t drink tap water…

Tags: Diet, Health, Water, Weight

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