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Just wanted to share with you a forward on Zodiac and their bonking partners. Thought it’ll be interesting to see how many of you agree/disagree with them. :-)

When it comes to family jewels:

Aquarius is intense but too erratic for sustained frequency.
Ideal for bonking: Gemini, Leo, Libra 
Bonkable too: Aries, Sagittarius 
Run Forest! Run!: Taurus, Scorpio 

Pisces too imaginative for a straight sexual confrontation.
Ideal for bonking: Cancer, Scorpio 
Bonkable too: Taurus, Capricorn 
Run Forest! Run: Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius 

Aries is gross, sensual, rough, physical.
Ideal for bonking: Leo, Libra, Sagittarius
Bonkable too: Gemini, Aquarius
Run Forest Run!: Capricorn, Cancer 

Taurus is superb on a purely physical level.
Ideal for bonking: Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn 
Bonkable too: Cancer, Pisces
Run Forest! Run!: Aquarius, Leo 

Gemini is moody, but it can certainly give as good as it gets.
Ideal for bonking: Libra, Aquarius, Sagittarius
Bonkable too: Leo, Aries 
Run Forest! Run!: Virgo, Pisces 

Cancer vibrates wonderfully, but has to be encouraged and coaxed.
Ideal for bonking: Scorpio, Pisces, Capricorn 
Bonkable too: Taurus, Virgo 
Run Forest! Run!: Aries, Libra 

Leo is ardent, dramatic, tremendously confident.
Ideal for bonking: Aries, Aquarius, Sagittarius 
Bonkable too: Libra, Gemini 
Run Forest! Run!: Taurus, Scorpio 

Virgo can be at white-heat but fusses too much.
Ideal for bonking: Taurus, Capricorn 
Bonkable too: Cancer, Scorpio 
Run Forest! Run!: Pisces, Gemini, Sagittarius 

Libra does it with finesse and grace, but needs a great companionship slant.
Ideal for bonking: Aries, Gemini, Aquarius 
Bonkable too: Leo, Sagittarius 
Run Forest! Run!: Cancer, Capricorn 

Scorpio has stamina, is brutal, and yet emotional. But they no longer exist thanks to the downgrading of Pluto. Go pick a sign like Virgo so you can fuss about it. :-P
Ideal for bonking: Taurus, Cancer, Pisces 
Bonkable too: Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn 
Run Forest! Run!: Leo, Aquarius 

Sagittarius is experimental, sporty, tremendously direct.
Ideal for bonking: Aries, Leo 
Bonkable too: Libra, Aquarius 
Run Forest! Run!: Virgo, Pisces 

Capricorn is a little inhibited, but has good bursts of sexual power.
Ideal for bonking: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo 
Bonkable too: Scorpio, Pisces 
Run Forest! Run!: Aries, Libra 

Errr, what do they mean “sporty”? Hole in one? Touchdown? Home Run? Slam Dunk? LOL :-D Read here for a little more detail on the horoscope sexual escapades.

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14 Responses to “Sexed Up Zodiacs”

Me : Pieces. My other halve : Scorpio.

No wonder lahhhhhhh. That explained a lot of things. ;-)

Why do I always end with Cancerians? Damn.. yesh, I’m a pisces…

Me= Aquarius

Another half= Virgo

& what does that supposed to mean? :p

Wombat So it’s true then? Do send my deepest condolences to her now that Scorpios do not exist thanks to Pluto! LOL! Kidding! :-P

Lex Another pisces? Jon Bon Jovi’s too. ;-)

She’s Jess:-D You’re an Aquarius? Give me a buzz at 012-3456789 and we’ll sort that out! LOL.

“Ideal for bonking: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo”

Hmm.., anybody..?

GRRRRRRR…….Which one I belong to???
sobz

*LOL* good one…now, if i could only find a Leo, Libra or Sagittarius! ;)

peggie Err, if you want, I could be a Taurus, Cancer or Virgo, or all 3. We archers are an experimental lot. Hehehehe!

meekiee For Scorpios, just pick another sign, say cancer – you could always “vibrate wonderfully”. LOL!

anu Perfecto mundo! So when do you meet to get jiggy with it? LOL! Yes yes, I’m “allowed” to be tremendously direct! Hahaha!

Gallivanter : (Mrs Wombat winds up her Fists Of Death…..)”Let me at ‘im! Let me at ‘im!”.

this is a good one :D

i’m a pisces. too imaginative for a straight sexual confrontation *ehem* say what?

and he’s a libra. so i can confirm the “finesse and grace” part ;)

Wombat Uh oh…*RUNS AND HIDES IN THE CLOSET*

Larawannabe Finally, someone who has called one’s bluff on the “system”. :-D

too many pisces in the house? geez

wtf…how the hell did you get this?

I wonder whois a Capricorn as i am a Vixen… ;-b LOL..
but i am not actually sure whats all the fuss is about too LOL.

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