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Tell the widow you’re sure you saw him move.
Go to the funeral dressed as the deceased, and call the widow a fraud.
Sign the deceased’s name in the guest register.
Bring a shovel to the church.
Ask the widow if you think it would do any good to shake him.
Put waxed lips on the body.
Ask the widow how long she’s been sure he’s dead.
Ask the widow how long it will be before she starts dating.
Put a parking ticket on the coffin.
Keep trying to French kiss the widow.
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Tags: Coffin, Fraud, French Kiss, lips, Parking Ticket, Shovel
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August 14th, 2007 at 12:26am
Now that’s just plain evil!! hahahaha!
August 14th, 2007 at 1:36am
Hmmm!!But tell me, how do i speed up the process of death for a lying evil-keneevil, two faced, ugly on the inside and outside, pretend to be good/nice in front of you but stab u in the back, coward, alcoholic piece of crap??!!!
August 14th, 2007 at 2:03am
You’re so evil! LOL
August 14th, 2007 at 8:47am
OMG, that’s even more morbid than the funeral
August 14th, 2007 at 1:01pm
You should include the funeral crashers’ idea, get laid.
August 14th, 2007 at 1:47pm
keep winking at the widow and give her the “lets get it on in my car” gesture with a pelvic thrust
August 14th, 2007 at 3:14pm
LOL… you are so mean…. but cool leh!
August 14th, 2007 at 7:12pm
that is funny…
August 14th, 2007 at 7:55pm
why bother to come at all if you don’t like?
August 15th, 2007 at 3:07am
Ehmm.. did you wake up at the wrong side of the bed thus the evilness? LOL
August 15th, 2007 at 9:53am
“Sign the deceased’s name in the guest register”
THAT’S the BEST!!!! hehehe
August 15th, 2007 at 4:33pm
Do you honestly know someone who did those things before?
August 15th, 2007 at 6:15pm
LOL! Wicked!
August 15th, 2007 at 11:12pm
Haha! Just thought of another one, “Wave your arm like crazy shouting, “stand back, give him some breathing space”, and then administer CPR.” Man, I’m so going to hell for this. LOL.
August 16th, 2007 at 6:37pm
LOL! Administer CPR on the dead?
August 17th, 2007 at 3:39pm
Neo Teehee. Just thought of another one, say to everyone, “Shhhh…be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting wabbits!”