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TGV Bukit Tinggi – Home of Horny Couples

That was what myself and Mel “experienced” while watching a lame movie called Nim’s Island. There were 2 horny Malay couples going at it, one of them even before the movie started. While I was bullying Mel by feeding her non-stop on popcorns, she leaned in to me and said, “Sayang, that couple at the end, the guy is grabbing the girl’s booby”. I turned to see, and it was true. He was fiddling them like someone checking a new product. I told her, “It’s probably the cheapest place the dude can afford and not get caught to a certain extent by JAIS”.

While watching the movie, there were some “movements” on the couple towards the right. While I didn’t bother, the dude got up and went to the loo, possibly to “relieve” himself. When he got back, this dude in his 40s, he grabbed his partner’s chest and made some vile remarks – “hmmm…ahhh…” (he sounded like a faggot trying to get his groove on), while she did the same, totally oblivious to the surroundings. It was then I wanted to laugh. She was wearing a tudung, and looked half his age. Mel quickly suggested that it was his mistress. Still, a cheapo retard.

Luckily, Nim’s Island was a sordid affair, else, if I was watching a good movie, I would’ve told them to f**k off else I’ll report them to JAIS. Some people just don’t know how to keep quiet in a cinema, from answering their mobile phones, to provide “live commentary”.

This proves that “subnormal intelligence” is truly well and alive in Klang. LOL.

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11 Responses to “TGV Bukit Tinggi – Home of Horny Couples”

gallivantress
April 7th, 2008 at 11:42am

I should have just give them a good stare kan? See how they feel? Just go right in front of them and look at them…hmmm next time around..i believe we will see this Incident again..since we never that lucky this past few times visiting cinema..ada saja la yg jadi..From non stop talking “parrot” to non stop “questioning machine”

Rice Blogger
April 7th, 2008 at 12:12pm

I guess tgv is cheaper than day use room…and you won’t get caught since it is dark..haha

hey..u from klang…can join http://www.myklang.com

giddy tigress
April 7th, 2008 at 1:18pm

Another irritating part of the cineplex these days….We once encountered a guy with smelly feet, and my hubby told him off.

Jewelle Tan
April 7th, 2008 at 1:52pm

Just read about this from Mel’s. You SHOULD have laugh – that would have brought them back down to earth. Or better videotape and send to TV3, LOL

ezooone
April 7th, 2008 at 3:03pm

hehehe…ive commmented in mel’s blog…soooo…errrr… no need la kan…

Gallivanter
April 7th, 2008 at 8:17pm

gallivantress Yes, there are more people with no common sense who can afford to watch movies.

Rice Blogger I guess so, no I’m not from Klang of course as I’m not wanted by the police.

giddy tigress We encountered that too. What is with these people?

Jewelle Tan I think if I took a videotape, I would either be caught by TGV, thinking I’m working for a DVD pirate, or I would’ve been fined by the Syariah court, because I recorded muslim couples having a rub-a-dub-dub.

ezooone Eh, where can bah? Comment again please…

ezooone
April 8th, 2008 at 4:17am

hehehe…if u insist bos…

well,mmg its very annoying if u come across such things in the cinema.i think i would do what u suggested,give them a good stare (usha!) and c how they react.just pathetic.the fact that she wears a tudung made it even worse!dont they have cctv cameras in the cineplex?they should make use of it man.

eleh…nak harap jais,diorg pun sama takleh pakai gak.buang masa mak bapak je!

Mr D
April 8th, 2008 at 6:38am

How goes it brother? Man that is a funny story.

I got something even more sordid. A couple was sitting a few rows behinh us and…well they were going for IT. And when I say IT, i mean IT!

The cinema was about 10% full and they were humping away behind us and trying to remain quiet but a few noises came out.

Let’s just say we moved to anothe rpar tof the cinema to give them their space and had a laugh.

Kavi
April 8th, 2008 at 9:44am

awwww.. cmon now… Klang ain’t too bad….

horny couples ain’t too bad… annoying children asking questions for 2 hrs is catastrophic…

Gallivanter
April 8th, 2008 at 10:12pm

ezooone CCTV is a good idea, but not practical. But yeah, she was wearing a tudung and allowing the dude to molest her while she makes c-grade chinese porn noises.

Mr D Goodness gracious! That couple sound more like exhibitionists. Is there a cinema-equivalent of the “mile high club”?

Kavi Ok, Klang ain’t that bad, although non-insured Malaysians would think twice to visit. Just kidding man! Horny couples is as annoying as inquisitive children and live commentators man – it’s distracting! Or in this case, tits-tracting!

Quebix
June 11th, 2009 at 9:24am

Well….being a malaysian and living overseas a lot, all i can say is its human nature. Now now,wait and let me finish my opinion.

Its the forbidden fruit. the more you cant have something, the more u want it.

being in non muslim countries, i dont see/hear these things happening in cinemas, toilets, store rooms etc. I dont say they never happen, but very very less.
Malaysia being an Islamic country, sets this conservative situation for Malaysians, especially those who call themselves Muslims.
All these restrictions makes people wanna do what they cant.
So whenever, whereever they have a chance to get a taste of the forbidden fruit, they take it. Toilets, taxis, cinema halls etc.

And many Malays, being born into Islamic cultures that sets many restrictions, and many of them dont fully understand why it was restricted to them, take every chance they get to do it.

Human nature, the more you cant have it, the more u want it.

Ive heard cases in Malaysia where a Chinese couple (still high school students) got caught doing it in the toilet at the school, during class. You can even see this video in Youtube.
Same concept, they are still kids, they wanna do it, its restricted, so they seek for any chance they can get.

Malays, being the more conservative compared to most (or so they should be, lol) are victims (victim? lol) to this situation. Thats why u see more of the Kampung type and tudung wearing Malays doing it. We also hear cases of molestation and rape done by so called Alim (religious) people. Many of the Malay you see doing these things are also from states like Kelantan etc. Wannabes.
They have been keeping all the desires inside for so long that it bursts out. They kept the desires inside because they are afraid of what the conservative community they living in will say if they dont.
They are restricting themselves just to fit in the community, without really understanding the reason why.

Finally, I am a Malay myself, been living overseas, but never felt the urge to do things like these over there. I had girlfrens during my time there, and had a long relationship with one who is a Malaysian too, but we dont find ourselves groping each other in cinemas. We spent most of our time together but sex was never the main factor.

Living overseas, when we spend time together in a room, to study for our exams, it was never a problem. But in Malaysia, if we do that, we could be charged with Close Proximity ( Tangkap basah, or khalwat ).

Human nature with the forbidden fruit.