Top 5 Things You’ll Never Hear a Woman Say

5. Could our relationship be more physical? I’m tired of just being friends.

4. This diamond is way too big.

3. I don’t even wanna put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

2. Does this make my butt look too small?

1. I’m wrong, you must be right again.

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