1. If you are over thirty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a flaming homo. A [...]
Panic. Why? Because nothing else feels worse than the feeling of being rejected, when your women loses her attraction towards you. Next up, the dump. If you start to feel that you’re being taken for granted, cut all communication temporarily, take yourself our of her life. She would suddenly take notice and would probably fear [...]
