[ad] WOMEN 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.â€) 9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my dad) 8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.) 7. [...]