Gallivanter on April 27th, 2009

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I stumbled upon this website where you upload your photo, and then use the available tools to give yourself a facelift! You can see how you would look like if you get a nose job or various facelifts. It was really interesting!
The things you can do is forehead enhancement, eyebrow lift, mid-brow enhancement, around eyes enhancement, beside eye enhancement, tear [...]

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Gallivanter on February 11th, 2009

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Sometimes, when you accompany a female companion, be it your wife, girlfriend or friend, do you spend a lengthy time waiting outside the public loo for them? You know why? Because women, have to sit for all types of business, and men, we stand for route 1.
I think, I may have found a solution to [...]

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Gallivanter on January 14th, 2009

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30. Jewelry. Now you always know what to get her for a last-minute gift.
29. If women have an excuse to take a pill, they’ll take it.
28. The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.
27. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she’s going [...]

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Gallivanter on January 11th, 2009

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The lead singer of this band has a kickass voice! Their latest album, “Scars & Souvenirs”, released last April, yielded my favorite song from them, “Not Meant to Be”, and another favorite, “Bad Girlfriend”. 
This song encapsulates the feeling of hating one’s life. However, it tells us, that no matter how bad their own life is [...]

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Gallivanter on January 2nd, 2009

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Well, first things first, don’t do a Samy Vellu or Donald Trump and put roadkill on your head, hoping for people to be fooled by believing it’s your hair when it looks like an elephant poo.
The most easiest way to cope with baldness, is to ACCEPT it. It’s as simple as that, forget about paying [...]

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Gallivanter on December 29th, 2008

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I enjoyed reading this book, except the ending which is somewhat disappointing given its promise. I found it rather amusing, and I love British humor, and there were loads in the beginning portions of the book. It’s a story of a womanizer named Dan Davis not getting any love from the ladies, and then stumbles [...]

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Gallivanter on December 8th, 2008

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WOMEN
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my dad)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated [...]

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This song is fucking catchy. Easily the catchiest upbeat tune of 2008. Each time this song shows up on my playlist (either in the car or at home), I can’t stop dancing to it. Even my girlfriend was not spared, I grabbed her and pretended that our living room was some reggae shack on some [...]

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