The Non-Sequiturs: Matinee Edition
By Mike McClary in Fungoes | 4 comments
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After reading Doug’s pithy and spot-on assessment of Todd Jones — heretofore known by me as the Tigers “opener”, not “closer” — I decided not to waste my or your time with a vitriolic post about him. What more is there to say? For me, nuttin’. For Jim Leyland and Dave Dombrowski, lots apparently.
According to today’s Detroit News:
Ahem.And this from the GM in the Freep:
Insert your own punchline. Or, better yet, don’t:
Will Jones be summoned from the ‘pen this afternoon? Yeah, probably. Settle in.How’s that for not writing about Todd Jones? Now, on to the Non-Sequiturs:
I suppose I’m in the minority when it comes to the Tigers first base situation and its lack of pop. I know that the offense is clicking and all that but I’m sorry, one dinger from Sean Casey and six from Marcus Thames is unacceptable. Detroit hasn’t had a full-time power threat at first since the days of Cecil Fielder and Darrell Evans. (Apologies to Tony Clark.) Get Mark Teixeira, if not for this season then at least for the long haul and before the Yankees scoop him up. Here’s what Fox Sports’ Ken Rosenthal has to say about it:Tigers: An obvious possibility, considering that the team ranks 11th in the American League in on-base/slugging percentage at first base. However, Sean Casey’s OPS is over .800 since his horrid April, Marcus Thames helps against lefties and Chris Shelton is performing decently at Class AAA.”Our offense is not a problem,” GM Dave Dombrowski, noting that the Tigers are on pace to set the all-time franchise record for runs scored. “I don’t think we would put resources into position players at this time. Our biggest need is the bullpen.”
Finally, during the rain delay on Wednesday I had to endure the Monroe spotlight on FSN Detroit. Mike McClary enjoyed Craig Monroe talking about Craig Monroe in the third person. Mike McClary particularly enjoyed the segments of the show in which Monroe was wearing a Texas Rangers uniform.If only it weren’t six-year-old footage.
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Doug | Jun 28, 2007 | Reply
Everyone exhale. TJ managed to make it out with a three-run lead intact.
Also, the other All-Star would most assuredly have to be Curtis Granderson. He received my 25 write-in votes.
Ian C. | Jun 28, 2007 | Reply
I think Sheffield will get the invite, but Guillen should go, too. And considering all of my write-in votes went to Granderson, as well, I’d like to see him there. (I’m glad to see several writers say he’s playing well enough to be on the team.)
And for the trade names you listed, Mike, I’d say everyone could/should go but Infante. I know I mentioned his name on the podcast, but the more I think about it, the Tigers would have a difficult time replacing him in that super-utility role.
Josh Wallen | Jun 28, 2007 | Reply
Difficult time replacing Omar as the Super Utility player? Does this mean we’re finally accepting of Brandon Inge at 3rd?
Doug Hill | Jun 28, 2007 | Reply
In answer to Josh’s final question … NO!
Can Brandon close ballgames?