So Sayeth the Princess

Pheww… long time since I’ve posted.

 Guess who’s back?  That 21 year old  douchebag who thinks he can conveniently go back to his normal life and be a normal guy. What he doesn’t understand is that he started being transformed into a freak at a REALLY young age, think how much I will have fucked him up by the time he is 35!!      The guys who have been bottled -fed MY poison are the sickest fucks of them all! hahahaha Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, you are so totally SCREWED!  Well  My little baby douche sent $1,000.    I received $600 from a guy named jason.  I can’t remember if I talked to him.  I might have been multi-tasking during his I.M.’s because I have a vague memory of his screenname but not much more. hahahaha Sometimes you losers all become a big blur!  Make another donation jason and re-freshen MY memory!  senor doggy and his faithful sidekick senor pequeno sent $300.  you two beaners contact ME asap for your next video adventure.

 fagarina I got your text last night around midnight saying you loved ME.  hahaha Did you wake up with a little bonerette in your panties?  hahaha Send ME another $200 on monday and call Me so we can plan your outfit.  grandpa freakpie is not dead.  he is broke, which is as good as dead to ME.  he’s begging for attention, but has nothing to offer Me.  When you can’t spoil Princess anymore…your life is basically OVER.  Stop sucking up MY oxygen old man!!  Find a way to get ME what I want or start digging your grave!

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unroyal fool is sending another $1,000. Here’s his latest odious ode.

I’m a cocksucking fag and Princess will agree,In all the whole world there’s no loser like me.
I try to resist her, but it’s futile and lame;
She will always defeat me, play my heart like a game.
I’m so very weak; all my cash I will send.
She’s says,’Suck on that dick. It’s your only true friend’.
That’s so very true; no one loves me;
So I suck ugly bastards, pimped out for a fee.
If I had a nice lady, in my life, I would shine,
But none would ever have me, a butt-ugly swine.
I’m way beyond homely; no woman wants a wimp,
So male freaks take me, get it sucked, pay my pimp.
Once I was proud, thought my furure was bright,
But Princess the Predator took my soul in the night.
I’m now empty and stupid, lost and a wreck,
But I LOVE her so much that I don’t give a heck.
Soon there will be more cash to send;
She will just laugh, and high-five her girlfriend.
It’s my special duty to spoil Veronica too;
I go into raptures for one look at her shoe.
She’s a vibrant young woman, while I’m just an ape,
So I open my wallet for Veronica to rape.
She takes it and parties; I’m mostly ignored;
I have nothing else she wants, I make her so bored.
She has no time for the ugly, the dickless, the fool;
I can look but not touch, while I dribble and drool.
She laughs with her sister, Princess, in cahoots,
While I blow my sad load at pictures of her boots.
So I thank you, Great Princess, for winning again;
The Queen’s in her castle, on that you depend.
I’d give my whole world for one kiss of her toe,
But she already owns me; it will ever be so!

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Hi, My piggy wigglies.  Such whiners you are. Every time I don’t update for awhile I get all these pathetic emails and comments.  MOST pathetic part is that the assholes who complain the MOST..are the ones who never contribute. Oh I how I LOATHE your kind.  I wish every one of you fucks who read MY page religiously and continue not to pamper and spoil ME, gets gangrene of the testicles and die a slow and painful death!

I’ve been playing Mafia Wars and getting all immersed in that as well as trying to get back started on MY home remodeling. I am also working to get re-motivated to start another fitness kick.  The home remodeling is a pain in the ass…one thing always leads to another. I still need to get the flooring and vanity ripped out of the  master bathroom so I can get all MY new faucets, vanity lights, fixtures ect installed.  I’m trying to get refocused on the things I need to get done  but instead, I’m collecting limes and snake statues, buying casinos and putting hits on mobsters in this worthless computer game!

hairlip has been a loyal shopper and has been following My amazon and Buckle wishlist and buying up everything MY little heart desires.  The Ukrainian went on a spree and sent about $2,000, $300 cash from fagarina, $400 from sissy tommikins,  $400 from toejamjam, $100 from that 21 year old douche nozzle slave, $300 from weak loser,  $350 from some pay&dash new guy and lots of other shit I just can’t recall.  Vaseline freak, I got your $300 in case you didn’t get MY message and I hope you are saved up to send another. Also received $300 cash in the mail from someone else from Spain.   I can’t remember the shit from earlier in the week.

brad the fag I see you popping on and off your yahoo. Just send some cash already…we know you wanna.  slutty suzy I see you too logging in to your account.  Why the fuck would you do that, you skanky whore!?!!?  I thought you just “wanted to be left alone.” Ha whatever! you fucking sickos are so TERMINALLY infested with the disease I rotted your brains with! HAHAHAHA  Go pick out a nice Thank You card for ME! you KNOW I deserve it!  oliver twisted:  Where the hell are you?!? you have duties, you dick-loving danish dildo!   DO you SERIOUSLY think you can ever escape?  luke, I see you popping in and out of your yahoo.  So many of you have this tragic little habit of trying to tempt fate by logging into your yahoo accounts that you created to communicate with ME.  you hop on. you hop off.  you hop on .. you hop off!  What are you doing???  Jerking off looking at MY screenname on your yahoo pager??    baboon is notorious for hopping on to see what I am doing, then hiding. you guys have no self control.  you can’t resist logging in to see if I am out there–lurking in cyberland, ready to pounce on you and tear you from limb to limb if you dare but enter MY lair and send ME a message.  Open yahoo. Shut yahoo.  Send a quick message “hi”. Jump off immediately.  Jump on 3 hours later. See if I’m online. Jump off.  2 hours later.  Log back on, message Me..and the next thing you know you are inebriated, $1,000 in the hole and your bung is mysteriously throbbing in pain. “Wack on. Wack off, danielsun”.   you jackasses are SOOOOO fucking predictable!  Enough already. Send your cash, you stupid bitches!!!

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More shirts!  This place puts out new ones every few days. hairlip if you didn’t get those other shirts I posted about , get these instead.  I love the electric angel one!

Electric Angel Tshirt
Dip Dye Tshirt
Animal Block Top
Medallion Top

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I recolored My hair again, so it’s in that super dark phase.  It only lasts a few days then it’s back to normal.  Kinky Curly Custard how I LOVE Thee!

My hair has never looked so fucking good until I discovered this stuff and stopped using sulfates shampoo!

That’s the button sleeve shirt you sent hairlip.  But I wanna return the other top, it squished My boobs like sardines.  I’ll find another..you’ll order it and I’ll send the other back.  you can get this one and  this one.

This is after I had been out in the wind and humidity, so My hair isn’t quite as prestine..but I LOVE this photo.

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Today I had quite the haul!  $1,000 from old guy george,  $500 from hairlip PLUS some stuff off MY amazon wishlist, $800 from wolfie, $500 from the ukranian, $200 from some new guy named ernie.  I was suppose to send hairlip a shopping list but I was so bogged down with minions all vying for My attention at once.  Hopefully I will get that sent off very soon.  Looky, hairlip!…I’m wearing one of the tops you got ME in this little icon photo.  Too bad it’s so small you can’t see it.  I took this today.  fagarina promised to send $300 in the mail tomorrow and I had fatty buy ME a few things.  Oh it’s PRIDE week this week, fatty. 2 pedicures for ME and MY girlfriend…COMING UP!  Paypal it immediately!

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Awww ain’t I friggin’ precious???

I’m gonna try doing some more photos in some other outfits this week. I’ve decided that I do NOT like to take photos in skirts that length because they totally don’t photograph as well on ME. I prefer skirts above the knee, especially for photos.   I think it’s because they make the leg look short knee down. I don’t know.  Anywhoo… hopefully I will be more pleased with this next set.  For now you can gaze into My shockingly sweet looking face and wonder how a Goddess with such an pretty, feminine, adorable face can be capable of  so heartlessly destroying you, using you up until you are a shell of a man and laughing hysterically as She does so?   I barely understand how I can look sweeter than sugar and be such an absolute bitch..but one can not question perfection.  It seems the crueler I am..the more I fuck the masses over, the more hearts I break…the more angelic My lovely face becomes. 

Here’s another little bathroom self portrait.

Are you friggin noticing how much less frizzy the texture of MY hair has been getting since I stopped using sulfate conditioners and silicones?  My curls go boing, boing, boing!  Some irish fucker who sent $500 actually had the gaul to ask Me why I don’t ever straighten MY hair!!! WTF!?!?  Have you ever heard such blasphemy? Why the fuck don’t you chop of your fucking dick off???    CURLS and PRINCESS SIERRA belong together like a bird to the sky, wings to an angel,  petals to a rose,  MY BOOT to your ass!    Don’t be surprised irish guy if one MY curls slither off into the night like a twisty little cobra and strangles you in your sleep.

vintage furfreak sent $2,000 because he was all in love with the photos I sent him.  he also ordered ME 2 new dresses from Stop Staring.   terrance did $500, some cheapo sent $150, $300 from an edward.  I need to log in and check MY other accounts and see who else sent stuff.

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 Update:  Oh fuck! This one is awesome.  I just remember who bought the dress…screwey stewey.

Princess fan…SHUT THE FUCK UP and send the cash.

Yeh I was going to do an entire set of these pics..but I just didn’t like most of them.  I know.  But whatever.,…beggers can’t be choosers and you bitches BEG all the fucking time.  Here’s one I took tonight..head to toe Princess.   I still have 2 beautiful corsets and 2 Retro looking Stop Staring Dresses that are to die for that I really should do photos in.  Oh if only I had some BETTER motivation to get off MY PERFECT ass.

hahahaha!

God how I hate you stupid bastards! hahahaha!  Maybe if you are good boys, I’ll post another one.

I totally got to hit up whoever got ME this dress because when he sees ME in it….well you know the rest!

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Hi MY little mutts and sluts! Our favorite retarded monkey who’s inflicted with multiple personalities, has shown up again.  russell the baboon and the two idiotic voices in his head, baby baboon and baboon #2, all made their appearance yesterday! Hurray!  I raped the moronic threesome for $500.  terrance got a royal wallet fucking too. he lost $1,000 in a matter of minutes.  My beaner slave, senor doggy sent $300.  Oh My little freakito…we are going to have sooo much fun when you are in Vegas.   sharon the girl slave  called after having one too many!  She withdrew $1,500 from her husbands account and gave it to me.  I made her play a few more pranks on him, including erasing important files on his computer, damaging his precious lawn mower and releasing all the propane in his grill.  This man has been spraying water/hairspray mix on his balding head for almost 2 years now, thinking it’s Rogain.  This cracks me up to no end!

Yet another shirt I want asap.  pat from ohio

Ugh My period was friggin miserable again this month, it’s slowing down now. I should be available for phonecalls tomorrow afternoon and evening. Do not call until after noon!

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Insert your tampons in your mangynas.

 mrobot activate!

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Hey fatty.  We should totally put your photo on this site.

hairlip, boxes of your prezzies have been showing up! The diamond ring is too big, so I need to resize it.  It’s very pretty though! I also need to exchange the guitar shirt for another one. I really didn’t like the fit of it.  I will send it back tomorrow…get this one right now as the exchange (done). I don’t want to have to wait for them to receive the exchange first.

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This weekend you should REMEMBER to pay PRINCESS!  REMEMBER that I own you. REMEMBER that you are insignificant and inconsequential.  REMEMBER that I am the center of your universe and the reason you wake up every morning. REMEMBER that I am GOD.

 Oh long weekend!  Let’s see I’ve gotten behind again in posting the lootings.  Here are just a few of the highlights from the last few days.  $500 from shitpig, $1300 from vintage furfreak, $575 from weak loser, $600 from the ukranian,   $200 from fagarina.   

Yay My little liquor bar/cabinet finally came in.  I’ve waited far too long for it. I can’t wait to get it in place!

Found a few more shirts from Buckle I like. 

Archaic Redeem Tshirt
Splatter top

Let’s hope it doesn’t rain today.

Twitter journals are sooo lame.  Does anyone want to read that stuff  and what does it mean??  I promise I will never twitter tweet you morons. That’s just too cruel, even for ME! hahaha

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Someone get ME this Leopard dress too.  Email Me for size and shipping information ect.  fulfilled by hairlip

MY little jerky-boys!  It’s still time to shop shop shop.
A few more items I want asap:
More Kinky Curly.  I just can’t get enough of this stuff stocked and I go through a lot of it, because I’m using it every day.  This stuff is like nectar of the Hair Gods to MY curls.  fulfilled by hairlip

Curls Gel-les’c Jealousy Get this too.   Oooh their new bottles are so cute. fulfilled by hairlip

The Buckle has tons of awesome tees and tops I want.   Get the *** tops first.
Zebra Flower Top at Buckle   ***
Watercolor Top at Buckle
Landscape Top at Buckle
Abstract Floral Top at Buckle
Feather Top at Buckle   ***
Lace Trim Top at Buckle   ***
Cheetah Top at Buckle
Buddah Tee at Buckle  hairlip
Guitar and Bird Tee at Buckle  hairlip
Peacock Top at Buckle

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Shirt is from twinkie I think and the necklace I believe is from hairlip.  Just took this a few minutes ago.

OMG  check out senor doggy’s Cinco de Mayo photos.  Meet senor doggy and senor pequeno.  Otherwise known as Cheech and Dongless.  These 2 idiots were up all day drinking tequila and sending ME gifts. 

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Do you remember this fugly asshole???  he deleted his fucking journal in 2005. Pissed ME the fuck off. Bastard came back out tonight.   When I found out who it was, I said, “bitch, I’m going to fuck your wallet raw.”  Guess how much I screwed this stupid jackass  for?  $5,200!  Then they cut off his card for the day.    Hopefully he will be all horny on his viagra tomorrow and come around for round 2!!  If he had more on that card I would have taken EVERY fucking dime off of it, because this FUCK deserves to SUFFER!!!!  I mean, really!! Those fucking teeth!!! What the hell??? So whats the name of that weird looking guy on Lord of the Rings with the strange teeth that guards the towers?  They have the same scary mouths.

 So the new young slave is sort of bi-polar.   I let him wank today because he agreed to have his picture up  here for another 24 hours even though he paid the $1,000 fee to have it removed. Immediately after jerking it, he says…”I can’t do this anymore. Please remove the photo.”  I start telling him off and remind him that he’s young, dumb and full of cum which means he will be horny in 2 hours and not only will he contact ME again…he will BEG ME to let him keep the photo up for another week.  Sure enough…30 minutes later he’s groveling for forgiveness and begging ME to keep the the photo up.  To top it off, he sends yet another $1,000 of donations. HAHAHAHA!  So he’s all humble and begging forgiveness all day long and starts begging to wank off again.  Just to study this one’s nature, I decide to allow it –to see if he reacts differently than the first time.  Nope.  Same thing.  As soon as his dick spits-up, he says “this is the end”,  he won’t be contacting ME anymore. hahahahhaahaha!  WhatEVER, you douche nozzle!  I’m going to give you a FREE PSYCHIC reading, you, douchilicious, flat-chested moron!  you’ll be texting ME first thing with morning wood just begging Me to empty the rest of your savings account because you are a predictable,  dick-driven,  semen-laden, weak turdette.   It must totally SUCK knowing that as soon as your dick twitches, your brain is going to fog over and you are going to become one REALLY stupid mother fucker who’s going to get financially taken advantage of and manipulated into performing humiliating acts.   Welcome to your future!

 hahahahahhahahahahahahaha! Oh it’s so damned fun FUCKING with you fuck-ups!!!  I made like $8,000 in 24 hours. Not bad if I should say so Myself.

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Update:  douchey mcWanksta paid another $1,000 to get this photo removed…but I think I’ll do it later tonight. teehee

Behold My newest slave douchey Mcwanksta.  Nicknames are always funnier when there’s a “Mc” involved.  So anyway..he’s only 20 years old.   A young little tenderloin of a slave…young tender, untouched slave meat…veal. haha!

he sent $300 cash through mail and $300 online.  If he wants this removed tomorrow he will send another $1,000.  If he doesn’t send it..then I leave this photo up.

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$700 cash tributes from screwy stewy and he ordered that awesome pink corset dress.  Well he said he ordered it.  We shall see…he disappeared soon after reporting that he made the purchase. stewy, email ME back asap and tell Me about the progress of the shipping on that corset dress. I don’t trust you because of some of the stupid stunts you have pulled, you slimy little cocksucker!  $500 from oliver twisted.  oliver I want another $500. Just use your wife’s account again. heeeheee

Wah. I burnt Myself waxing MY brows.  I hope I don’t get a scab under My eyebrow.  The new wax heater gets HOT!

unroyal fool is totally depressed today. HAHAHAHAHA!  I LOVES it!  

wolfie a.k.a. RX slave.  Dr Sierra orders that you take 3 more of your pills and write a list of 50 reasons your life totally SUCKS.  Don’t forget to include the fact that you have a slingblade haircut and that nobody likes you.  Keep popping those pills, you psychotic bitch!

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Updated: Pic of cash in the mail.  Down below…

ugh!  I’ve been looking to update MY wishlist with summer fashions.  It takes forever going through hundreds of sites.  What is with all these tops with thick banned bottoms??? I FUCKING HATE THEM.  Everything has a wide band at the bottom this season.  I also hate tinky puff capped sleeves and those bubble tops.  They’re everywhere!  Every time I see a top I want  or maybe…it has one of these FREAKIN’ loathsome bottom bands!! argh!!!

In the meantime, here’s a few things you can buy Me.

Psychodelic Tee from buckle  twinkie
Animal Print Top from buckle twinkie  This just arrived and I reeally love it!
Crazy Leopard Tee from buckle
Brown top from buckle fatmac (plus he got 2 more buckle shirts)

Yo fat mac. Buy this eyebrow stuff  done and have it purchased by the time we get back from our night out.  I absolutely love this stuff! I just got some from amazon but it was too light and the dark isn’t available, so you get to buy it directly from this website.  Lucky you.  Get it in dark brown.

 So $2,000 showed up from Australia from none other but unroyal fool.  Oh they are PRETTY crispies, too! Brand new and smell deeeeeelish!   I’ll post a pic later.

$500 online tributes from edward who I haven’t heard from for a verrrry long time.  Shame on you, eddy for trying to avoid the inescapable.  smalldick sd sent $200.   4 pairs of shoes showed up, more hair product, a bikini top and a vase.  UPS still hasn’t showed up yet. hohum

Hey hairlip. I think I feel like taking your money….do you feel it too? hahahahhaha!

Pictured: $2,000 from unroyal fool, $300 from vaseline freak the tranny clown and $200 from senor doggy (oops…senor doggy actually sent $300…but one of the bills aren’t pictured)

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Look at these fierce looking shoes.   I’m like 6′6 in them. It’s crazy.  I was going to take those biker boot pics for you royal fool…but I haven’t been wearing them as much because the weather has warmed up.  So stare at these shoes until I get motivated.

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Update: $400 from the arabian and $300 from sissy tommikins tonight and vintage furfreak got Me a black brocade overbust corset.  Oh chewtoy, if I had friggin time before your stupid trip to florida to order a chastity belt to lock you up in — I so would! 

chewtoy…Here’s your “nice” dog tag. 

What are you going to do to earn the priviledge of wearing it (instead of that mean ol’ ass slut one — hahaha)? 

 Howdy boys.  Oh My no updates for awhile! GASP! How did you little minions ever survive??  I’ve been busy shopping and looking for more things for you guys to get Me.  fagarina got ME that beautiful, blue new corset. I am still waiting on that pink corset dress! WTF?  It’s been what a week and none of you fucks have volunteered?  Get on it, before I go medieval on your bitch asses!  So hell. I can’t keep track of all the goodies I’ve been getting.  $300 from senior doggy arrived, senior doggy also got Me the VS swimsuit and those super sexy heels, $120 worth of Curl Junkie hair product from weak loser,  $300 from fagarina coming in the mail, $500 from amsterdam ham,  $600 from terrance another $300 from pedro.  Things are disappearing off MY amazon wishlist as well.

 Have you been keeping up with tittyboy’s adventures in humiliation? hahaha OMG !   tittyboys glasses showed up that I picked out for him.  he’s all mortified because they say “Bebe” on the side.  hehe  Don’t get your titties in a twist, bitch…I know you will secretly dribble in your panties thinking someone just might notice. 

 Next Wednesday night all of the girls have special plans!  Me and Stevie and DDR will be most likely partying it up and laughing about some of you freaks!  I have some gift certificates to blow on Saturday, so Me and MY girlfriend are planning spending saturday doing some shopping.  Feel Free to make a fat donation to be included in our shopping spree.

 Maybe I’ll take a picture of MY feet in My Harley boots for the unroyal fool.  he’s paid a few thousand for  that pic by now…I think I’ve forgotten to take it for hmm about 2 or 3 months. lolololol!  I think I might rename wolfie RX-slave because I am keeping him so heavily medicated.  It’s for the best…he’s a really annoying hilljack when he’s not drugged.  I mean, really. Did you see that slingblade haircut of his?  hahahahaha!  he thinks he’s handsome!  Do you know how many of you homely freaks actually think you are handsome!?  I am astounded when you guys tell ME that I’d be surprised by how attractive you are and then you send Me some jacked up photo of yourself in all your dorkdom.  men are SOO fucking DELUSIONAL!  The problem is..Women are too nice. They constantly lie to you hopeless morons so not to hurt your feelings.  Never fear, PRINCESS will tell you the truth.   you are FUG!

What the fuck is going on with Lost?  I am SOOO friggin confused!

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Shopping Opportunities!

Hey to the guy with the bikini fetish who said he’d like to buy Me bikinis!  I found a few I want.  You can either buy Me gift certificates for them here  or Email ME and I will give you your list for Ritchie’s bikinis I require.   There’s like 3 of them that I like on this site.  They are MY favorite swimsuits. I have 2 and they are PERFECTION.

There’s this one from VS senior doggy.  But it’s on backorder til 5/27.  Email Me for colors and sizes.

 Corsets for you fetish freaks who love to shop for fetishwear.
Fushia corset dress!  Wooowie!

Pretty Corset I think I want this one in the Floral Turquoise. It will look pretty with My eyes.  Actually I decided to get this one instead…with an attachable halter strap.  fulfilled by fagarina

Shoes for photos size 10 senior doggy

More shopping to come!

unroyal fool is having a mental breakdown because the guy who I make suck his cock has taken to smacking him around and abusing him. hahhaha!  he’s sending another $2,000 in the mail!

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