Happy Buy A Gun Day!
Posted by Nicki on April 15th, 2008 at 8:12 am · TrackBack URI
Today’s my birthday. Even worse, it’s Tax Day. I’ve always hated that. As I tweeted just a little while ago, if one more person says to me, “Oh, you’re a tax baby!” I’m gonna slug ‘em!
Screw the IRS, this is *MY* day!
However, according to Beth, today is also known as Buy A Gun Day. I can dig that! 
“Democrats believe every day is April 15. Republicans believe that every day is July 4.” — Ronald Reagan
There … feelin’ happy. Now how ’bout we celebrate with a little song? 
Lyrics: (courtesy of Moron Pundit)
I want to keep my money
And give away absolutely nothing
To the government who moderates my spending
and obliterates depending on what time of the year
brutality is near
in the form of income tax
I’d rather take a fucking ax
to my face, blow up this place
with you all in it, I’d do it in a minute
If I could write off your murder
I’d save all of my receipts
because I’d rather you be dead
than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year
I’d rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home
I’d rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant
I’d rather you be dead
I’d rather you be dead
Prepare the laser-beam
I’m gonna use it tonight
Engage the laser-beam
It’s gonna end your life
I’m gonna use it tonight
If I could write off your murder
I’d save all of my receipts
because I’d rather you be dead
than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year
I’d rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home
I’d rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant.
Big thanks to Beth for the reminder. I love love *LOVE* Metalocalypse! 
14 Comments »
Beth (31 comments.) saidWait, today’s your birthday?!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
(I almost missed that!)
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Nicki (563 comments.) said“Okay, how’d you get a trackback to show up at a Blogger site???”
I have no idea … if they use Haloscan, or another trackback system, I manually add those with my post, but I haven’t yet figured out why they show up on some and not others. (a setting in Blogger maybe?)
“Wait, today’s your birthday?!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
(I almost missed that!)”
Hehehe, yep. Thank you. 
Beth (31 comments.) saidI thought you had some sooper-seekrit trick for getting it to show up in Blogger. Damn. Oh well, at least I know my Google-fu isn’t out of whack, ’cause I didn’t find anyone else with a sooper-seekrit trick (yet!).
Beth’s last blog post: Tax Day? No! It’s Buy a Gun Day!
Uncle Monster saidHappy birthday baby girl! My grownup girlfriend Brenda was born
on the fourth of July. The oldest of my little sisters was born on
January first and a gal I dated in college was born on Friday the
thirteenth. For some reason I had bad luck whenever I was around
the Friday the thirteenth girl. How would you like to have that birth-
day? I know what you want for your birthday, I sent you the link
this morning.
[8~{} Uncle Monster
Nicki (563 comments.) saidYou forget my wedding date is on the 13th, so in a few years, Jim and I will be celebrating on Friday the 13th. 
The Squiggly Biscuit saidHappy Birthday, DollFace!!!!!!
Conservative Belle (16 comments.) saidHappy birthday and buy a gun day!
And if you figure out the sooper-seekrit trick for trackbacks, let me know too.
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Uncle Monster saidOh boy! With a wedding anniversary on the thirteenth, Jim
will have no excuse if he forgets.
[8~{} Uncle Monster
Miranda saidHappy Birthday Nicki! You should buy a gun today! LOL. Hope you have a great birthday!
Screw the tax guys! They shouldn’t even have a day!
Doc saidHappy Continuance Day! I miss doing this in realtime on #phrozencrew *Hugs*
Cookie (39 comments.) saidWell HAPPY B”DAY missy. Enjoy yur day…. 
and I’ve got a little present fer ya…it’s called being tagged. See my blog….
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Skizo (5 comments.) saidwoooooo, that was quite close. I randomly stepped in shortly after your bd. happy bd!! xD
Just saw aswell you’re sellin tco, too bad.
And gz on the marriage aswell!!
I don’t know if there’s something else missing, can’t think of anything, too much time passed, lol.
See you around
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April 15, 2008 @ 8:29 am
Okay, how’d you get a trackback to show up at a Blogger site???
Beth’s last blog post: Tax Day? No! It’s Buy a Gun Day!