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Purrrfect Page Award

February 2, 2009 by Nicki  

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I received this in an email this morning:

Fresca's AwardIt is an honor to present you with my Purrrfect Page Award.

Fresca

YAY! :clap_tb:

Thank you, Fresca!

Of mice and memories

January 7, 2009 by Nicki  

A few weeks back, we had an unwelcome visitor of the rodent persuasion. (a mouse in the house) Jim had set several traps around the house with cheese and a few with peanut butter. None of them worked, they sat out for a day or so with no nibbles, no snaps, not even near-misses.

Apparently we had a lactose-intolerant mouse who didn’t like peanut butter. What animal doesn’t like peanut butter???

Anyway, I tried a different tactic. I took a small piece of one of the butter cookies my mother sent to us. I had a hard time keeping it on the trap, so I secured it with a small dab of butter.

*SNAP!!*

That little sucker took the bait within 20 minutes of me sitting it down and leaving the room. I felt bad for the little thing though. (I don’t like killing another living thing unless it’s necessary … and let’s face it, it’s very necessary here!) Jim remarked that it seemed odd to have lived out here all this time and to have never had the slightest hint of mice problems until now. I replied, “That’s because we had a cat.”

You wouldn’t know it by looking at her, but Hobie was quite the mouser. She always kept this house free from ANY form of unwelcome visitor. Don’t get me wrong, she was THE little diva who liked getting her way and living the good life inside a nice cozy house. But when it came to anything invading her “domain”, the unfortunate critter was history in a heartbeat.

She passed away two years ago today. It doesn’t seem like it’s been that long. I still think of her often. Many nights, when the house is dark and quiet, I’m almost sure that I’ve seen or heard her …

… and with this, I know her spirit still dwells here, with us.

Humpday Hilarities

January 7, 2009 by Nicki  

Today’s funny bit comes courtesy of one of my co-workers:

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet — the cat is actually enjoying this. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash and rinse.’ Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

Humpday Hilarities

December 31, 2008 by Nicki  

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Welp, here it is … the last funnies for 2008. The following are some of my favorite funnies from I Can Has Cheezburger and I Has a Hotdog:

It’s been a pleasure posting these every week, and I really look forward to posting lots of weekly funnies in the new year! :) Heck, I may start a blogroll and try to recruit others to do the same. :D

And if Santa brings me more notebook memory next year, I may just have to give Humpday Hilarities its own website! ;)

Another nugget o’ funny

December 17, 2008 by Nicki  

This made me snort salsa, and I know too many cat fancying pals who would relate to this poor puss:

Before you torment your cute little fuzzy one in the name of funnery, remember that he or she can exact their revenge while you sleep! ;)

Humpday Hilarities

December 17, 2008 by Nicki  

Today’s funny bits are courtesy of my mother-in-law. :)

Humpday Hilarities

November 12, 2008 by Nicki  

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This one came from my mother:

The 6 Phases of Work

Phase 1

You are listening to jazz — Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!

Phase 2

You are listening to pop music — After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you’re coming or going anymore.

Phase 3

You are listening to heavy metal — This is what you feel like at month end.

Phase 4

You are listening to hip hop — You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started thinking ‘WHATEVER’ about your boss.

Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP — After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a ‘good hair day’ feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

Phase 6

You are listening to the voices in your head — You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube, You wonder why you are even here in the first place.

Humpday Hilarities

November 5, 2008 by Nicki  

This week’s edition courtesy of my mother and is a local one :)

Tailgating Dog

A lady was telling her son the other day that she saw a man driving down I-10 and a dog was hanging on the to the tailgate for dear life. She said if he hadn’t been going so fast in the other direction she would have tried to stop him.

A few weeks later her son saw this truck at the bass pro shop. It’s a taxidermist!

This is in Daphne, Alabama.

I’ve so GOT to find out who that guy is and ask what possessed him to stick his stuffed dog on his truck’s tailgate! :lol_wp:

Humpday Hilarities

August 27, 2008 by Nicki  

My mother sent in this one:

Who hasn’t had this happen to them?

You find something festive that you would like to slip into.

It seems a little small, but you’re QUITE SURE that in recent years, you’ve worn this size. So you work with it.

You try it on different ways…..

From different angles you examine yourself.

Finally, you admit that it does feel A LITTLE tight.

Someone offers you a larger size, which you find highly insulting.

I mean, it might be a tight fit, but you still look GOOD!

Hey, we have all been there!

More human than a human

July 17, 2008 by Nicki  

I’m sitting here trying to catch up on my feeds. I saw two entries by two different people, whom I consider very dear, which saddened me. Both had each recently lost a furry loved one.

I must have been muttering to myself, because a coworker overhead me and commented on how he couldn’t understand “how people get so attached to animals.” I ignored his comment, but it did hit a nerve. Anyone who knows me even a little knows how much I love animals, and anyone who knows me well knew about Hobie. I was absolutely devastated when she passed away. Here, a year and a half later, I still think of her often and will break down whenever I see something of hers … an old picture, one of her collars, an old toy tucked away somewhere, …

I still catch myself listening for the sound of padded paws on the carpet — she had one claw that always “stuck” so you could hear her coming. Late at night I sometimes sit up in bed and listen, thinking that I heard her pitter-patter across the kitchen floor.

And sometimes, out of the corner of my eye, I still see her — but only for a moment.

She was much more than a mere “pet” to me. She was my childhood companion, my comforter, my friend. She was my little diva, and my angel and devil all wrapped in one. She was more “human” than some people I know. And I still miss her very much.

If you’re so inclined, please keep Skizo and Sangi in your thoughts and prayers.

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