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Funny Google Searches - Part VII

Every few months, I like to post some of the most unusual and bizarre Google searches that have landed people on my site. It’s a good laugh so I thought I’d share it.

“turkey twizzlers nutritional breakdown” - 95% fat, 5% gristle, hope that helps you! “how do i get rid of love handles if i m a girl without a gym” - You eat less turkey twizzlers! “fat kid strikes again” - The Obese People’s Union Walks Out Over Turkey Twizzlers Ban (But Are Too Lazy to Protest) “bosom exam photos” - Whatever fancy name you give your search, you’re still just looking for tits! “husband corset glue wig” - Whatever your husband does behind closed doors to liven up your marriage, I don’t want to know! “the most beautifull ladyboy” - See above “healthiest option take away curry” - Honey, it’s curry, the only healthy option is not to eat it “bovered definition” - Look at mah face… “canadian girls with mobile phone number” - Not for you, mate! “chipirones mail order” - Sorry but I don’t get the logistics of this one! “pictures of anastacia and her dog freak” - Don’t they say owners pick their pets to their own image? “andrew s high heels pages” - So that’s where my shoes went! “picture of a family waiting for a school bus” - Ok this one’s just odd…

And now, this week’s challenge. You make up the comment for this last one:

“how to make a french canadian girl happy” - Your comment here
This entry was posted on Saturday, May 20th, 2006 at 5:48 pm and is filed under Blogging & Online Media, Google & SEO, Humour with a u in it. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

3 Responses to “Funny Google Searches - Part VII”

Catou Says:

Chocolate.

existx Says:

I know the secret to making every woman happy. I can’t tell you though. :x

David Brummitt Says:

thought i’d add to the list, searching for “bad english” which is hte name of a dragster built from a 1940’s ford saloon car and a massive engine.

pic that came up on the image search is of a 4×4 marooned on a bollard.

hope you’re well,
have fun,
David

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