Funny Google Searches – Part VII
Every few months, I like to post some of the most unusual and bizarre Google searches that have landed people on my site. It’s a good laugh so I thought I’d share it.
“turkey twizzlers nutritional breakdown” – 95% fat, 5% gristle, hope that helps you! “how do i get rid of love handles if i m a girl without a gym” – You eat less turkey twizzlers! “fat kid strikes again” – The Obese People’s Union Walks Out Over Turkey Twizzlers Ban (But Are Too Lazy to Protest) “bosom exam photos” – Whatever fancy name you give your search, you’re still just looking for tits! “husband corset glue wig” – Whatever your husband does behind closed doors to liven up your marriage, I don’t want to know! “the most beautifull ladyboy” – See above “healthiest option take away curry” – Honey, it’s curry, the only healthy option is not to eat it “bovered definition” – Look at mah face… “canadian girls with mobile phone number” – Not for you, mate! “chipirones mail order” – Sorry but I don’t get the logistics of this one! “pictures of anastacia and her dog freak” – Don’t they say owners pick their pets to their own image? “andrew s high heels pages” – So that’s where my shoes went! “picture of a family waiting for a school bus” – Ok this one’s just odd…
And now, this week’s challenge. You make up the comment for this last one:
“how to make a french canadian girl happy” – Your comment here
Chocolate.
I know the secret to making every woman happy. I can’t tell you though.
thought i’d add to the list, searching for “bad english” which is hte name of a dragster built from a 1940’s ford saloon car and a massive engine.
pic that came up on the image search is of a 4×4 marooned on a bollard.
hope you’re well,
have fun,
David