25 Signs That, Sadly, You’ve Grown Up
Such timing, finding this only days after my 25th birthday. But it ain’t so bad being a grownup.
Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. Read the rest…
September 27th, 2006 at 7:41 pm
Happy birthday!
Bimble Says:Perhaps it’s time to update your profile.
September 27th, 2006 at 10:29 pm
Happy Birthday, don’t worry, twenty-six is worse, then you’re closer to thirty than twenty… abandon hope all yea who enter…..
Maggie Says:October 2nd, 2006 at 12:49 am
Wait another ten years - then you can add “you make your spouse read the list, just to prove you’re not the only old fogey around.”
Happy belated b-day!