25 Signs That, Sadly, You’ve Grown Up
Such timing, finding this only days after my 25th birthday. But it ain’t so bad being a grownup.
Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. Read the rest…
Happy birthday!
Perhaps it’s time to update your profile.
Happy Birthday, don’t worry, twenty-six is worse, then you’re closer to thirty than twenty… abandon hope all yea who enter…..
Wait another ten years – then you can add “you make your spouse read the list, just to prove you’re not the only old fogey around.”
Happy belated b-day!