25 Signs That, Sadly, You’ve Grown Up

Such timing, finding this only days after my 25th birthday. But it ain’t so bad being a grownup.

Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. Read the rest…

3 Responses to “25 Signs That, Sadly, You’ve Grown Up”

Angela says:

Happy birthday!
Perhaps it’s time to update your profile.

Bimble says:

Happy Birthday, don’t worry, twenty-six is worse, then you’re closer to thirty than twenty… abandon hope all yea who enter…..

Maggie says:

Wait another ten years – then you can add “you make your spouse read the list, just to prove you’re not the only old fogey around.”

Happy belated b-day!

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