Hopeless Cause

While I was riding the train into work today, a homeless woman wandered onto my car. Nothing unusual, except she was not pan handling. Instead she was singing off tune. Luckily, for her Simon Cowell was not on the train. Or he would have totally tore her apart. Then as I was to get on my second train, I saw a homeless lady sleeping in one of the train cars. So I decided to get into another car. Low and behold a MTA employee immediately snaps on her blue latex gloves and swoops into the train. Exactly like the ones in the Blink 182 album cover. Man, it’s going down. She was probably going to grab the woman and throw her out. Figures it would be on a Wall Street Bound train.

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By urbanblitz • Jun 23rd, 2005 • Category: Straphanger Chronicles

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