Answer: 72
Question: How many sparklers, bundled together on the end of a metal pole, does it take to make a wicked fireball?
The first one started sparkling like normal. Once it hit the other 71 in the bundle, there were no more sparkles. It was a pure, unadulterated ball of fire. It burned for about three seconds and it completely incinerated the sparkler sticks.
Next 4th of July, that number will be doubled (at least). 
07.Jul.08 
Holidays 
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Merry Christmas!
From my family to all of you, Merry Christmas!
This is my new favorite Christmas comic:
Courtesy of xkcd.
25.Dec.07 Holidays Comments (0)
Show your SysAdmin some love
What is the last Friday of every July? It’s System Administrator Appreciation Day! It’s the day set aside to say thanks to your system administrator for answering questions, supporting their users or just keeping the email server going so you can forward those witty jokes to your buddies.
Oh sure, you could just say, “Hey, thanks for keeping that Internet connection going.” but you know you could do better than that. Get him or her something they really need. Caffeine is always a good choice. What else would fuel their drive to read everyone’s email provide great support? It can be in the form of coffee, candy or even water.
ThinkGeek has a few good gift choices on their Gifts for Sysadmins page. More gift ideas can be found here.
If you can read this, thank your sysadmin - SysAdminDay website
27.Jul.07 Holidays Comments (0)
Santa drops in
Drinking and delivering presents is bad, m-kay.
14.Dec.06 Holidays, Humor Comment (1)
A Computer Christmas
Got this via email. It’s set to the tune of “Twas the Night Before Christmas”.
13.Dec.06 Holidays, Humor Comment (1)
